Hopeful writer, iced tea addict, dreaming of the city that never sleeps.
kfc doesn’t even have to try anymore they’re just like come get your fucking bucket of fat you piece of shit
Original photos from the opening of How I Met Your Mother.
Jason Segel is so hot ugh
livin a life of constantly being a little bit sleepy and mildly turned on
"I don’t want to let you go, but it hurts my hands to hold the rope"
remove the source and i’ll remove ur internal organs
i’ve been filling water cups with soda since i was 2 years old
You’re not supposed to drink soda when you’re two
if you told that to 2 year old me i would have told you that i didnt give a fuck
have u ever had a depersonalization moment when you look at yourself in the mirror and think wow this person is me and i have this body and this life and everything feels so strange why am i me and not someone else
it’s been 1 year since the most influential event of all time